Friday, March 09, 2007

Madhubani painting - depict nature !

It was a chat going on at 11.30 night with my office team members. Since the team is dominated with Bihari people in number, often the discussion comes on Bihar and it goes through a cycle of corruption, Laloo. So what's good ?

I don't have too much. But there is something which is related to me, my earth, to my birth-my village. My village is next to Madhubani. Most of us heard the name Madhubani, the literal meaning is forests of honey(madhu-bani) because of its great painting, often called Mithila painting. Mithila is our native language, though i speak less but its the sweetest i ever heard. Mithila painting is one of the splendid paintings ever done in the history of human culture.



Wiki page is telling me, this style of painting originated at the time of the Ramayana, when King Janak commissioned artists to do paintings at the time of marriage of his daughter, Sita, to Hindu God Lord Ram.

And here goes the worst part... We are selling Mithila painting in 20-30 Rs to some local Bihari broker. He in turns sell it to some big brokers into 3000-4000 Rs and finally it is imported to US and other nations costs in lakhs.
Just checking the cost of one simple painting in $$$$'s

Waiting for next visit to my village, I will also make a collection of them :)

My blog cost $$$$$$$$$$

Any one interested in buying my blog :).


My blog is worth $2,258.16.
How much is your blog worth?

Thursday, March 08, 2007

My Last Trip !

From last couple of weeks, didn't get anything to blog about. By the way, Holi week we had a trip of Belur. Its a nice place and the temple is one of the finest examples of Hoysala architecture.

Enjoy with some of the Sculpture @ http://picasaweb.google.com/vaibhav.kumar/Fine_Arts

Else nothing great to say about the trip.

Monday, February 19, 2007

Give me something good !!

Ah, again I need to move my home management system(ghar_ka_hisab). In morning, we are updating our expenses in thinkfree excel sheet(thinkfree.com) and got a critical bug. This bug seems to be in logic part because its not calculating the expenses properly.
(http://www.thinkfree.com/fileview.tfo?method=callFileView&
filemasterno=678659&filekey=lj0jjrlbw0
, The total should be equal and difference should be 0.)

I used to use openoffice for Home Management expenses, but now my system become older and can leave me anytime,so we decided to move on network.Before using thinkfree, I have started using Google spreadsheet, but that was completely a bad product implemented(not designed) by Google. After looking at Abhishek's blog and a great trust shown by Ankur, we decided to move on to ThinkFree. But :(, I am searching for the next, which can handle by complex calculations >>> ANY IDEA !

Monday, February 12, 2007

Diversity in Unity !!!

Baand is over in Karnataka. As covered by Times of India, it was a complete baand. Complete in the sense, all flights get canceled, nothing on the road, all shops shutter down. I never see a baand effective like this. As I am a Bihari and baand is a common thing in Bihar, it touches people's life but it never hinders it. Here it seems, its not hindering, its stopping people's life.

I never had state cohesion and may be this is the reason I am in Bangalore. But its regret to see that local people force you to think it's not your state,never matter it may be your country. Ankur best says" It's not looking Unity in diversity, its looking Diversity in Unity".

Monday, February 05, 2007

Never Ending Debates ….

Some issues in our country are always open for discussion because in short term(2-3 years) it will not get a result(maybe my short term is small):

1. Indo-Pak Relationship
2. Sachin's Batting
3. Performance of Indian Cricket Team
4. Kavari Water Dispute.
5. ............................
6. ............................
7. ............................

and I start finding such issues, believe me the list in long :). Some topics which are in my control, I stopped talking!

Sunday, February 04, 2007

What about Technology !!

What you say about Technology? Everyone makes their own definition. According to me "Implementation of Knowledge is Technology" and it should not be bounded with Science.

Few days back we were going to Mangalore. Arguing something with Autowala, I told Ankur "Think if this autowala has a touch screen and a GPS with a small application. This application tells our current position and provides a navigation option from which we can tell the final destination. Also, It go ahead and show the shortest path between our "Point of Interest" and also calculate the meter-charge(of course there should be something additional for traffic and all). No fraud, No route-tension, no money issue :).

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Long Life !

Rarely it happens that electronic devices have long life, but sometime it happens. I remember one of my watches, now I have given it to my dad(this is called reverse tradition :D), in which the battery is running from last 6-7 years. Difficult to believe but yes, its true. I am just wondering, will these type of devices also go in the list of defective device :).

I love to have electronic gadgets here and their with me. Sometimes it happen that one gadget can do more than what it should and can be seen as a replacement of others. Like Nokia N70 can be used in place of a iPOD, a camera and a phone off course. Ya true, but it can never fulfill the charm of those individuals, having a camera in hand and iPOD earphones provide a different range of feeling. Is not so ?

Once again cheers for Team India(I love to say Team India, rather than Indian Team) :D ... Hu ha India :)

Sunday, January 21, 2007

wEEkEnD

Again a weekend with some nice movies. Saturday started with Blood Diamond. Story of a farmer, a smuggler and a priceless diamond. I can’t rate the actor or actress. All (Leonardo, Djimon, Jennifer) are on absolute scale of 10 out of 10. I can rate the movie, yep , 4 + .

After a series of bollywood crap movies, I don't have any more faith and money to go and see it in hall. But after a long time, people admired "Guru" so we(me and Ankur) decided to have it on my computer. Yes a pretty good movie with strong dialogues and some good performances. Abhishek is fine followed by Muthun da and Ash. Once again the best part goes with Mani Ratnam “paakata nahi hai”

Yes forget to share a good news, Dada did it :D

Thursday, January 18, 2007

Simple Meaning

Some simple meaning of simple words which we uses in a complex way:

Work: The occupation for which you are paid

Life: The period between birth and the present time :)

Happy: Satisfied

Death: A final state;absence of life

Dependent: A person who relies on another person for support (this definition surprised me why only on other person, why not other thing)

Love: A score of zero in tennis or squash :D

Family: A social unit living together(father ?? , mother ??, son ?? )

Team: Two or more draft animals that work together to pull a vehicle(that is the best team)

Monday, January 15, 2007

Lets go to Mac'D

Last week Ankur surprised me with something. It was all about a movie "Super Size Me".Super Size Me is a 2004 documentary film, directed by, produced by and written by Morgan Spurlock, an American independent filmmaker. He did a experiment on McDonald's Fast Foods. 30 days continuously he kept on eating McDonald's Food and the result was ....... see from your eyes :)

Before launching this experiment, Spurlock, age 33, was healthy and slim, with a body weight of 185.5 lb (84.1 kg). (Spurlock is 6 feet 2 inches (1.88 m) tall.) After thirty days, he gained 24.5 lb (11.1 kg), a 13% body mass increase, and his Body Mass Index raised from 23.2 (within the 'healthy' range of 19-25) to 27 ('overweight'). He also experienced mood swings, sexual dysfunction, and nearly catastrophic liver damage. It took Spurlock fourteen months to lose the weight he gained.
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Size_Me)

After reading this, we became more enthusiastic to see some of the videos. We came across 2 deadly videos. One was his experiment on McDonald's Burgers and French Fries. Some hidden truth that we must know:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDhMfl0WdBU (4 min)


and other on the school children, I can say a test on their IQ :) (A shocking one)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtDMVZ4EaA0 (1 min)


Just see the two videos and tell me when we are going McDonald's next time :D

Thursday, January 04, 2007

2 years of Blogging ...

Hey here it goes my 2 years of blogging. I am loving it :)

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Some extremes of Nature !

From Botonical Gar...

One is full of Flowers and other is :(

From Botonical Gar...

I will come up again !

Yet another silent day ...

I am a person who likes laughing, talking and the most shouting with others. But a sudden change ... in place, office and of course in mentality force me to stay silent. Anyway I never have been creative silence, I simply hate silence :)

New year is on the way, people in bangalore are more of feared-enjoyable mood. I also have a great idea on new year if I am able to join my friends in Hyderabad.

!! H A P P Y N E W Y E A R !! to all of you ~~ and wish me as well :P

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

GoodBye Coke !

Yes, it's time to say GoodBye to Coke. From Yesterday, I left drinking all the carbonated soft drinks like Coca-cola, Thumbs-up(again a coke product), Pepsi, Mirinda, Dew, Spirit and bla bla !! At least we all can try to minimize the intake, if we can't stop.

~ Health comes first ~

For more pratical reasons visit: http://www.killercoke.org/

Monday, November 20, 2006

How's about this life ...

Received call per day: 1
Dialed call per day: 1
Email received per day: 2

Morning walk - 6 to 6.30
Sports: 6.30-7
Office: 9.30 - 5.30

Is this not a cool life ?
I am living cool life man !! :D

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

We all want Dream !!

What type of girl you want - Dream Girl
What type of company you want: Dream Company

But dreams are not always good :D :D

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Here it goes the 7th one ...

Arrived to Bangalore ! Mixed reaction with ppl but ya its not as good as mumbai !And my 7th city in last 1.5 years. Say me good luck for the new job :)

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Sayeen Itna Deejiye, Ja Mein Kutumb Samaye ...

Today was one of the most boring days of my life. Diwali is about to come and I am not in my home. Here in Mumbai also, I am alone :(.

Literally no work ... first time it happen when I don’t want to read anything. Watching TV and doing net are the two things and only things that I can do.

Suddenly I saw some thing surprising on Star Gold... Hey ... He is Anand Kumar, my Math’s Teacher when I used to take classes for IIT. How come he is on Star TV. I saw the whole clip. "Rang de Basanti.. Special Contribution". He is selecting 30 student and there whole IIT education is free from his side. Year 2006, 28 out of 30 is able to clear IIT JEE.

More or less 1000 Rs per month per student so 30000 for 30 student in a month.. quite a big amount.

Nice to see my Sir back !! Hope I will also contribute something in it and why not.

Sayeen Itna Deejiye, Ja Mein Kutumb Samaye
Main Bhi Bhookha Na Rahun, Sadhu Na Bhookha Jaye

What to do with the rest !!

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Chalo Bihar chale ...

wow .. Lastly I get my train ticket to go. But my diwali is going to be in train. Never matter, we keep on trying different things :D.

My home is in Bihar and hence always be a hot topic of discussion. How Bihar is, how ppl there, how is living and many things. Friends have great perception.. Cows are roaming here and their, ppl are moving with pistol and bla bla ...

Whatever be the truth, I never try to explain, but I love to spent some of my time their, for me its a cool place where there is lot of greens and clean air,that's it.

Monday, October 09, 2006

Meaning keeps on changing ...

One day, long back I told my bhaiya .."Today school is close, we will not go today". He asked me "How you get to know" . I get to know from someone.. I replied.

He told me " Dheko, seeing is believing, so we will not take decision only by listening someone, we need to go and check it out from our own eyes".

Today I remembered it suddenly because of this:

Don't believe what your eyes are telling you. All they show is limitation. Look with your understanding. Find out what you want to know, and you'll see the way to fly.

Meaning keep on changing as we grow :)

Saturday, September 23, 2006

Hmmm ...

Me and Vamsi(my friend) waiting that day for the bus. There are two ways to go, either take 498 or take 524. 498, you will get seat but not in 524. We were in hurry, and I told him... See Vamsi next bus will be 498 on this stop. Semi-fortunatly it was 524. He replied " God never give what we desire, they give us what we need"

Is it so ?

Sunday, September 17, 2006

Lage Raho MunaBhai ..

Movie bole to ekdum mast, rapcik piece baanale hai ! Director ne ekdum mast kaam kaiyla hai, koi maagajmaari ka kaam nahi.

Aapna Sanjay, Aarsad sub ne ekdum fulltu acting karela hai !

Being all the things, the greatest of this movie is that it shows a real, better say, a practical picture of Gandhi ji !

Friday, September 15, 2006

Happy Birthday ....

Chalo chalo .. wish me happy birthday :)

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Liked it ...

Goals that are not written down are just wishes !

- Just like the quote -

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Tension, Angriness and Work

Tension and Angriness are the two common things we encountered during work and more during interaction of work. It’s always happening that we want X from a person and that person delivers us Y. We as a human have the tendency to do wrong things or in positive sense we always have the space to improve :)

Work – It has it own funda. It will happen in any case just we need to find the solution. We have two cases, either we will break the problem or problem will break us. Solution is their, that’s dead sure, deciding factor is time. A time better call it a threshold time after which problem starts breaking us.

One year back, I was a person whose this threshold time was very less. I was trying to solve problem for at max 10 minutes or so, after that I assumed that I can’t solve this problem and let me take help of other.

I learnt, learnt with my friend “time” how to struggle with a problem. Break it – else you are going to be the victim. Now my pet favorite dialog “fight maar yaar, kya kar raha hai !! fight maar !! problem solve hona he hai, agar nahi hua to samajh le tere problem he nahi hai ”

Just a wish from the God that they give us the power to say “Listen my friend PROBLEM, you are not a problem for me” :D

Friday, August 25, 2006

If I am in place of you... !!

If I am in place of you... !!

Once I need to deliver a presentation near a diverse audience. I was bit
confused about my preparation for the presentation because people from
functional expert to technical experts are there.
What to do ... What to do .. !! I asked the person setting next to me.
He told me " common make a good presentation " and how to do that...??"
If you are in place of Audience what you are expecting from the presenter, make that, thats it"

Believe me this solves my problem .. And fortunately I am able to deliver a good presentation.

I went to thanks that guy. He replied me back " I forget to tell one more aspect of it, not only presentation, anytime in life if you come across such problem, use the same rule"

It helped me a lot, at least when I am underestimating or overestimating someone.
From our eyes, the person sitting next to us is always fool, but see from his eyes , one can realize that he is accomplishing more tough job than us.
Life is not about criticizing others, its about learning and unlearning !
Have a nice weekend :)

Friday, August 04, 2006

1.5 years of my blog space ..

My blog space crossed 1.5 years of it's birth :) ...

I started it when I was on the verge of leaving my college... Thought of a common platform from which I can share my ideas or views. That is a different issue that I don't have any ideas and if I have then their is noone to read it :D

Yesterday, I watched one more telugu movie Gazini, I want to see this movie from last some month, in hyderabad I didn't get the CD but in mumbai I got it. Again, a awesome Tamil make !How a short memory person manage life. Carrying the photo and address of his own home. Writing on Freeze, that this is freeze and this for drinking and for foods, photo of persons "My Friend", "Not my friend". I heard that this movie is coming in hindi soon, Aamir Khan as Actor in place of Surya and Asin as Actress(same). Really a tough time for Aamir if he is playing this role , in Tamil & Telugu it was done by Surya and acting was awesome.
Have a nice weekend :)

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Something that motivates me ...

Its your good time that works as your worst time in your bad time.But something are always there to motivate you.
That day I was coming home quite early, i guess around 7.00 PM. I saw a 10year old child solding peanuts(mungfali) near the bus stop.I was hungry and mungfali i can eat even i am not hungry. I told him to give me mungfali of Rs 5 and he within some seconds gave me 3 packs, eachpacks cost Rs2 but on Rs5 you will get some discount.I remembered that I saw this the same child when i was coming at 10.00 oreven at 12.00.

I just asked him " kab thak rahte ho"
He told me "bhaiya, 12.30 ke baad jane ka hota hai" and this asking-answering session went little long.

I asked "Accha, aane ka kab hota hai "
"Aane ke to 5.30-6 PM ka he hota hai " he repiled

" Morning time mein kya karte ho " further i asked.
" bhaiya, morning time mein school jaane ka hota hai and fir 4.30 sehomework karne ke hota hai " he repiled happy.

I asked " maa, babuji kya karte hai ".
He told me " babuji bagal wale crossing per hai, maa nahi hai "
"bhai, crossing and bus stand per baatao to mungfali sabse jada bikte hai "he further added.

"hmm, kitna kaama lete ho" I asked again."
Aapna school ka copy-kitab and fees ho jate hai, babuji ghar chalte hai"quite happily he repiled.

"bhaiya, babuji bolte hai ke acha se padhi karo to job mil jata hai, aapcomputer chalte ho" he repiled and asked me.
"haan, or kon hai ghar mein " i also repiled and asked."ye Golu hai, bhai hai mera abhi kuch nahi karte, agle saal se padhi karna surru karega or mumgfali beechna bhi, meere or babuji ke paise se isske padhi nahi ho sakte hai" .I saw his brother right near him, quite small and seeing all the people here and their who were coming for taking mungfali.

I just thought that when I had thought that why i am studying, when i had thought that I need a job ! I guess in my second last sememster of my B.Tech when companies were coming for placement.And see this child, who setup his future I guess 12-13 years before than me. Working hard for his survival and his survival is not food and a small home, he wants to be a well educated person.I work for my future, he defines his future. I am moving with the time,time is already with him.

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Time ... Back and Forth !

In the last 9 months, Mumbai is going to be my 6th city for stay consecutively after Noida, Delhi, Patna, Bhubaneswar and Hyderabad. And not only that Maharashtra is going to be the 6th state as well.

19 years back, I was in Mumbai! That time, I was in nursery. My first and the last second prize I got their in my school. I don't remember but my mom told me that they asked you to write A,B,C,D ... ! And you wrote it correctly and you got the second position because your handwriting was not good :) ". What I remember my school was one road cross to my home, still my dad came with me, I was Kid na :D

When I was in class I, Dad got transferred to Patna and we were back to Patna, my hometown after 4 years of stay in mumbai, so I think I don't have any problem even this time because I already have 4 years of WorkX in mumbai :).

Time pulls us to go forward, but it seems that I am going back to my olden time. Just wishing from God, that I have the same time what I had, of course will miss my parents, but will enjoy with friends.

Work .. ya heard going to be a tough one, but who cares of it. Anyway these days company wants people not to behave like human but to behave like Robot, in terms of work and also in terms of intelligence.

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Messed Up ...

Have to give Exam!

Got transfer !

Have to go home !

Want some work !


Everything messed up, but still life is coooool :P

Friday, June 16, 2006

Fifa .. :)

When you are born, you cried, and the world rejoices. Live in such a manner that when you die, you rejoice and the world cries ~Kabir.

I really get enjoyed when I saw that WikiQuote of the day was one written by Kabir. Kabir (also Kabira,1440 - 1518) was an Indian mystic who preached an ideal of seeing all of humanity as one. He was known to be a weaver and later became famed for scorning religious affiliation. His philosophies and ideas of loving devotion to God are expressed in metaphor and language from both the Hindu Vedanta and Bhakti streams and Muslim Sufi ideals, using vernacular Hindi. Kabir is also considered one of the early northern India Sants. He was initiated by Ramananda.

So, its the time to rejoice with Fifa World Cup. I got a very nice article from Wikipedia on Fifa.

The FIFA World Cup is the most important competition in international football. The world's most representative team sport event, the World Cup is contested by the men's national football teams of Federation Internationale de Football Association (FIFA) (the sport's largest governing body) member nations. The championship has been awarded every four years since the first tournament in 1930 (except in 1942 and 1946 due to World War II). However, it is more of an ongoing event as the qualifying rounds of the competition take place over the three years preceding the final rounds. In 1991, FIFA added a separate Women's World Cup. The men's final tournament phase involves 32 national teams competing over a four-week period in a previously nominated host nation, with these games making it the most widely-viewed sporting event in the world. In the 17 tournaments held, only seven nations have ever won the World Cup Finals. Brazil is the current holder, as well as the most successful World Cup team, having won the tournament five times, while Germany and Italy follow with three titles each. The next World Cup finals will begin in Germany on June 9, and will continue until July 9, 2006.

Liked it !!! Yeeess I know !! :)

Monday, May 22, 2006

Indian Constitution Ver 2.0

Yes, it's the time to now revise the Indian constitution. If not wrong, let me put an analogy, Indian Constitution is like writing requirement of software. And according to time, need changes demand changes. Some big loops, some big bugs left when it was created in 1950. Instead of patching it, our politicians are using it for their name!

Not only that, some constitution articles are not defined objectively and different people are assigning it a different meaning and using it for their own good. Ex: the language of the amendment does not talk about reservations, the language talks about any provision by law for advancement of socially and educationally backward classes. What is this ANY?

Our, so nice, politician made this ANY Reservation, tomorrow some new politician will make this ANY something else, may be kill all the people who not falls in the criteria of "socially and educationally backward classes", this is also a damn good idea for their development.

Chief ministers like Rabi Devi and Mayawati, how possible! Which rule of constitution gives them the authority to rule a state? If I am not wrong this Indian Constitution bypasses such type of blunder. Why the rules are not so hard! Why can't we make the rules that no one below graduate can become, what become can’t even eligible for MLA, MP or if so, a special panel will check them? WHY NOT?

What will happen if doctors of AIIMS and students of IIT will go on strike protesting against reservation? I don't know what's going on in our country. But we all can feel that spark, a spark that has taken place somewhere and if change will not come soon, FIRE will burn our country.

Sitting in an AC room and writing blogs like that, will not serve our purpose, lets see what I can do for my nation. Not even too much, I can make things deltaX better.

Time for RRDB ... Real Rang De Basanti.

Sunday, May 21, 2006

Aparichit - The Stranger

Awesome movie! It will give you everything what you want from a movie - action, story, lesson, acting!
Ambi Ramanujam is a fastidious lawyer trying hard to impose rules at every step. He keep on seeing the world around him, no one is following rules and laws. He just get frustrate and keep on shouting, nothing else he can do!
And here comes Aparichit, second personality of the same man Ambi. He has a website aparichit.com. On which people can mail their problem and Aparichit decide the judgment - only one - death.
Breaking rule is not buying a banyan - small, medium, large. It’s all very large and death is the only replacement.
Other side of the movie, Ambi loves Nandini (hey she is really cute) but Nandini don't want to marry a person - who is a complaint box. And Ambi disorder ness creates a third personality - Remo, a cool stylish man!
Aparichit is killing people according to the rules what written in mythology (Sanskrit terms are used for that), the rules that are followed by God.
Nandini get to know about his multiple personality when she tries to buy a land without proper document and Aparichit tries to kill her.
Doctor’s medical checkup puts the story in flashback when his sister gets killed because of electricity wire in water and his father lost the case! According to his father, everyone should be punished - one who made the road, electrician, who passes the tender, everyone!
And this is the reason for Ambi's multiple disorder ness. Remo personality is removed by Nandini telling him that he loves Ambi only. But Aparichit is still there.
Court decided to put Ambi in mental hospital and doctor told that if he will behave properly till 2 years, he will be free. No Aparichit till 2 years and Ambi become normal, he came out from the hospital, but he is still Aparichit.... and this is the end.
Awesome acting, proper Action stunt, perfect Animation and good dressing! I like to see Part-2. From ending it seems there should be a PART 2 of the movie.
The social lesson is great - if you are stealing 5 paisa it's a big crime, because you are doing it with 5 crore people.
Hindi dubbing is really bad :(.

Thursday, May 18, 2006

Software Industry and Overtime

No one get surprise by seeing this ! Overtime is a very common "used" word in Software Industry.
Up to many extend, one's appraisal and future is dependent to this overtime. I don't know why, but all the senior person want his/her subordinates to do overtime. It's like someone greatest appreciation "I had worked till 12.00 PM yesterday"
Life is simple, but we want it to be more complex. Frankly speaking if I decide to finish the work before 6.00 PM, I do it in any cost except that your day is bad or some mishappening occurs with you, your work.
This trend originates from US, UK client where the daytime is 360 degree to ours, and so for maintenance or online support project you have to be available there at night. But trend converted into craze and craze converted into habit.
How come we forget that God created us as human. Health, family relationship is something for us.
Just think that "Is it necessary to stay their in office, Is someone is not waiting for you their in home, Is not you love to see sunset and sunrise ?"

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Keep on Playing ...

Yo Man ! I heard a good news yesterday.
TT Table is now available in our new office. For playing that, now I don't have to go to main office.
I am crazy about playing, not only TT, any game. In college time, I started playing badminton at 5.00 PM and continuously play till the watchman wala didn't force me to go :).

Same was the case when I was in school. Sometimes, we missed 1-2 periods and kept on playing Football.

I remember one instance, there was a teacher name S.D.Singh. He was our math teacher - good,tall, intelligent and too strict :( .
Once we bunked his class because the match was on draw position and we didn't want to leave the match without winning and I guess same was the thought of opponent. In the meantime, we got a call that COME COME S.D.SINGH was calling you all ... Oh God !! We did a blunder, but lets go !!

We went to class, with shirt out, hair down, and lots of sweat on face, hands. He saw all and said " Master, what you all are playing" . "Football Sir !!". "Hmm, its good for health, carry on. Now first let me finish the class, then go for football" he smiled.

That was a surprise. And great people mostly give surprises :)

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

This is forward ...

Emails, now days become one of the integral part of our life. Most of the business deals are done on it. And one thing I can say this is the EMAIL POWER because of which you can see most of the software industry neat and clean. But the real story begins from here >>

One more "most usable" form of Email: FORWARD mails.


And if I am not wrong then this ratio is correct:

Useful / Forwards = 0.1

And people are passing on and on and on those crap mail to all, they never bother to even read it before forwarding it.

I will tell you some funny instances of my last 3 days archive:

1. There is a bug found in Linux/Unix OS, writing this on terminal: "echo '82 43/25 43+65P80P82P73P76P32P70P79P79P76P10P' dc" will show the password of User and this is found by a 9 year old boy.

Even a first year B.Tech computer student can tell: 65P80P82P73P76P32P70P79P79P76P10P this is the ASCII form of APRIL FOOL! And even it skipped with mind, everyone know the implication of such a bug (if found) ... it will be the hottest news in any media.

2. Find this Bug in Nokia, Samsung and LG phones

Do you know your handset does not check the whole number you dial? It checks only last 8 digits.

Check to be done:
Take one number already stored in your mobile phone Example:
XX87654321...call a number putting any number instead of XX ...
...this will display the same name stored in your phone.

Now this funny guy don't know that last 8 digit is sufficient for a number to be unique, if they start checking all, how come call for +91 and 0 goes to same place.

3. Person Mr. X suffers from Lung cancer need his mail to forward to everyone. The same mail I guess I got in year 2002.

4. Person Mr. Y needs blood for his daughter, please send this mail to all, so that whole JAANTA can help him.

5. Some are dangerous.. if you will not send this mail to 10 ppl, something going to happen very bad with you.


We call our self-educated ppl and mentioned above are all examples of that.

I just want to tell these so called HIGH PROFILE ppl :

Don’t waste your time in forwarding these type of mails, don’t waste JAANTA time in reading these types of mails. .. And of course don’t waste my time by forcing me to write such blogs

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Beauty is always near you ..

Indian Culture is India's Asset
(Shilparamam-Hyderabad)



Who told that beauty can't be captured by Camera?


This bell is made of clay !
(Shiplaramam-Hyderabad)

Sunday, May 07, 2006

Yesterday Once more ..

Oo.. Listen the songs of Funaa, its comci-comca (so-so)

When I came here in hyderabad, I was unable to think that why ppl here are so crazy about movies. After watching many telugu movie, you can defiantly tell that there story scripts are much better than Bollywood movies, on an average.

Not only that you can get a better taste of song, dance and comedy.

Last weekend i saw the movie "36 China Town", CRAPP !! ... The story is not even enough for a 30 min TV serial. After coming outside my friend asked me " Had you watched the movie "JewelThief" ...

It was a movie I guess of 60's .. No special effect facilities were at that time .... still one can see the beauty of the movie.
Remembering the song " Yesterday Once more ... " :)

Thursday, May 04, 2006

Cooking ... hmmm

I get prepared myself for cooking in home :). I bought everything cooker, plates, bla .. bla yesterday.

This is a new cultural shift I saw from olden time to new time. Most of the young generation ppl don’t know cooking... cooking is far, even they don’t know making tea... and surprisingly they feel themselves very great specially girls, they feel that they are not those girls who spent time in kitchen, they are modern. I don’t want to make any comment but I guess this is a stupid feeling/thinking they have!

These things, according to me, all ppl have to know, irrespective of the fact that they are boys or girls. I start cooking at an age of 12 or so. And from that time, I always used to help my mom in kitchen. Of course, no one is forcing me to do so, but this would give me a good time to take rest and talk in family.
My mother never gets hesitated that what my son will eat if I go to some place. She knows that he will make much better than what I ate daily: P

Today it’s the time to make Rajmaaaaaaaa :)

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Flickr ..

Hmm checking the code generated by Flickr :)








Is something coming here !!

Sunday, April 30, 2006

It happens ..

Sometime it happens that ...we feel someone need our help and we are well capable of doing it but something stops.
I don’t know .. but it happens with me many time....

Some day back, one person came out from the auto, he need change money. I had, but he didn't ask from me... I am on the verge of saying .. I have !! He moved on, went to shop, then next shop and then next.. .

2-3 back, I was coming to Delhi from train. One girl(may be lady) didn’t get the confirmed sit and she went to general compartment. Life is like HELL in general compartment.. and on that she was a lady. Again I was on the verge to say … before she left.

I don’t know .. but this is not selfishness.. but something .. else...

Thursday, April 20, 2006

iPod .. :)

wow !! Today I changed my cubical. Got in a corner, so nice there is no one to see there what you are doing !!!

I am going next saturday to meet my bhaiya. He bought one iPod, 60 GB for me :) and one watch and .. bla bla .. lot of things :)

When we are with our family, we didnt care them and when we are far from them, we miss them :(....

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

You want & ...

Yesterday, I saw lots of movie. Mr. & Mrs. Smith, didn't feel a great one!!. After that 'Tagore' a telgu movie.. The story part is nice one!! Rest actions are like what we expect from AP directors.

I meet yesterday one person, via messenger. That guy is sun certified with the score of 95 %. From my last 3 months of preparation, i can say its diff. to get such a high score, and the bad part, he is still seeking for a job desperately. He is a teacher (Lecturer) and wants to leave that job and want to join S/W field.
Just opposite to me!! I want to leave this field and want to become a teacher... :)

You want & you get, that is LUCK
You want & you wait, that is TIME
You want & you compromise, that is LIFE
You want & you don't compromise, that is SUCCESS.

Friday, April 07, 2006

Opera office in India...SOON

In Feb, Jon S. von Tetzchner, CEO, Opera Software, was on a flying tour of Asian Country. He decided to open a Opera office in India most probably he is going to place a office in Chandigarh.
He sees Opera as number three with Microsoft Internet Explorer (IE) and Firefox positioned at number one and two spots respectively. But I personally feel Opera much better than FireFox.

I dont know which quality of FireFox ppl like so much.

Asking about indian market ... "Here developer are more than user " .. funny one !!!Hope so, soon we will see a Opera office in India .. as well.

Sunday, April 02, 2006

Net connection ...

Oo after long time, I get net connection in room. Thinking of taking or not .. before taking we talk of only good things of having an internet connection. Helps in study, news, ghar baat karne mein paise baache ge !!!

After taking all we do is chatting, movie, songs. With net, they are providing one LAN URL from which we can see latest release movie... teligu more...but in hindi currently BlufMaster and Humko tumse *********** . English its Transporter 2 , it was a cool action movie with nothing in the story.

All the way HAPPY.

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Aarya ..

Yesterday, I saw a telgu movie 'Aarya', the caption is very nice - feel my love -.It about one sided love. Heroin start loving a person(Side-hero) becasue he blackmailed her that if you not commit then I will do suicide.And our Hero love that girl but girl don't have any interest in Hero.One friends of Heroin asked the Hero that someone else is loving her. Hero asked "You love TajMahal, yess.. I also love it, then how you loving it".And ended with the old indian style- HAPPY ending.Excellent dancing by Hero !! A good timepass.

And the most interesting fact is that 3 person are sitting near me to explain that movie :).

Monday, March 27, 2006

Good msg ...

Today morning I got a SMS, nice message that was: " Read this: LIFEISNOWHERE. It can be Life is no where and can be Life is now here. It all depends on us, how we perceive the life" :).I read it Life is no where, and I guess all of us read first time like that, becasue our mind breaks the word at the first instance.

After a long time, I am writing my blog .... feeling soooo cool :).

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Me in Hyderabad

The full form of SAP is:
Systemanalyse und Programmentwicklung ("Systems Analysis and Product")
It's HQ is in Walldorf, Germany.

Currently I got to know about this. Else I asked many ppl whats the meaning of SAP, they replied me SAP is SAP.

I reached here in hyderabad. Some good things of Hyderbad is ..... "Sochna ho ga "
Traffic is very very bad.... . Here, I guess 95 percent movie are action-based and youth are very much affected with it :)

Monday, January 23, 2006

So, here in our training and learning, the most different course is learning french:

ok, let me try to write something in french:

bonzour ( good morning) ,

Je suis indiane. Je va la blog .

Enough :), how language have their own grammar. Like in french, there is nothing like "It" , everything have it 's gender. Like table is femina, and soon ... funny na

... Merci ... means thank you .

Monday, January 09, 2006

Days are as usual ...

Most of the time, I personally feel that human life consist of lots of repeatations. Most of the time we do what we know, and not only that most of the time ppl force us to do what we know. Most of the senoir level ppl call it expertise, but according to me its killing the charm of life. Mind become dull... and stop thinking, better say innovating.
Innovaiton is a process that generates from idleness :) , I guess i am making myself right.

Day started as it should ...
Today we have to make the same funny assignment of ATM system, not exactly the same something similar to that.
The assignment was supposed to make in a gp. of 3, i guess one is more than enought for it.

Went training center, the old gold lecture got started, .................. before that one of the my friends ask me for assignment, I gave her and its all on her what she want to do with that. She I guess copy it, hardly a matter !!!!
But it matters, if I consider a part of a team who did a effort to make it possible and hence its not my property.

One of my team mate and my friend as well Jenis ...hmmm seems bit angry and yes he is RIGHT. why should not he be !!!!
But we want one think that it hardly matters about the creditabilty but the person who make a alias should at least understand it.

Thinking of the solution,how to tackle with this situation... giving a direct answer .. NO I WILL NOT GIVE YOU .. is no where a solution.
So, I asked one of my friend Abhishek, hey help me out!!!!!!!!!!!! He gave me a .... simple and intellegent answer:

Say her ...

We always have to make decision between
what is easy and what is correct...

Saturday, December 31, 2005

Zoo ...

Hmm ... so it is my blog space. Nice to see it back.

So I got my experience of leaving my first company :), its not too great !!!
Today I went to zoo of Orrisa , thats call KananKunj, its a nice place to enjoy. Varities of Animals but still in our country, care on animals are poor, most of them seems to be dying.

Happy new year friends. Have a nice time !!!

Monday, November 07, 2005

Nice Poem !!!

See this poem written by my friend:

http://neerajsspace.blogspot.com

That was a nice poem for sure.

Still 98 percent of computer people are using Internet Explorer. Its surprising !!

Friday, November 04, 2005

Hello World !!!

Wow !!! These days I am learing flash basically FlashLite for mobile application. Its cool in making application in flash. I mean awesome.

The first pdf file looks that it makes mockery of Our old Application "Hello world !!!"

Its written that we are going to see how to make the first application "Hello,World". Select the Text Box from the ToolBar. Write "Hello,World" and go in Window->Run.
Thats it !!! :P

Sunday, October 30, 2005

Google - Great !!

So, its sunday :) a cool camn day in home, though there was a bomb blast in Delhi.

So today I decided to see what Google all provided to us. It's amazing. I first saw the news section of google, its amazing. News so patterned, so arranged and so good !! Wow !!

Then I saw the Code section, it was also good !! Some great projects are open source there !!

Then it comes something of my work. Google web service for mobile. It was also great !!

Picasa and others we already know !!

Otherall conclusion, google became a part of life :)

Sunday, October 23, 2005

Power of Desire !!!

So, it was an incident... Better call it "POWER OF DESIRE”

Once in a train a person was moving. He was on the last coach of the train .Somehow that coach became isolated with others .Because some construction work going in between. So, that coach was like an isolated one. Now, he was a smoker and he wanted to do smoking, but unfortunately he didn’t have, I mean finished up with cigarette.

Journey was continues 7 hrs so he tried but after 1 hrs he was unable to control .He asked all the ppl of that coach that will you have cigarette. Unfortunately no one had then he started giving money 100 Rs. for a cigarette and asking please someone gives me. But bad luck no one actually had so, he started seeing the cigarette butts under the seats all the way rubbing his pant in the whole coach but no he didn’t get. Lastly he got a small butt in the toilet set he burned up that and smoked up he was so relaxed. But sometime after he regretted on himself

This was a real incident.

Just I want to tell you that, sometime the desire of people even the small bad habits come or attack you in such a fashion that you have to go very down. And just you have to regret for that bad habit too much. That what I was telling today to a friend “any action after which you have to regret is a sin, is a crime not what others say. Good and bad we define for our self.”

Friday, October 21, 2005

Once upon a time ...

So, it was our meeting. In every meeting we have supposed to tell one story by any one of the group member. Looks funny but believe me effective.

This time, it seems that story short down. No one was read to start with. In the mean time one had started ok.. I will tell one story.

And here it goes:

It was a real one and taken from the life of God Buddha.Buddha used to cross river and then he went to the other side of the river for bhikcha, that what they used to do in Bharmcharya Jiwan.

Once he was crossing the river.He saw a young lady try t o cross the same river but the level of water crept up,so she was frightening in crossing the river. She tried one-two time, bur still she was not.

Seeing her, Buddha took her in his hands and start crossing the river . He left herself on the other side of the river. And went off.

After returing back, he saw one of his followers, let down the head, bit tensed.He asked what happened !!!

He asked, bhag-wan you are giving us the updesh of bharmcharya and then how you took a lady, a young lady on your hands. I was upset after seeing all these.

Buddha replied, no no !!! I was not carrying her. I dropped her on that side of the river, but it's you who still carry that lady, that young lady.


And the moral of the story ..Our action , our action is not perceived by what we are doing but it was perceived by what we are thinking.

A very simple analogy I can give as well :) Some papal are very angry type, and when they become angry they just burst out long because they retain angriness with them.

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Reading one of the articles on Rediff, it was mentioning about IT professional and their behaviour in India.

Some great lines I got in between the article:

"Hmm, so you thought Windows XP was written in India? Nope, but the typing of all the HELP doc was done in India."

"The attitude for many is: Company aa rahi hai, to chalo job le lete hain. Better to have one offer in hand and then 'see'. This means that many techies are joining not out of any inherent interest in a software career; they see the job as a place where they can hang out between one degree (BE) and the next (MBA or MS)."

Very Truly Depicted the picture, have a look:
http://in.rediff.com/getahead/2005/sep/27rashmi.htm

Cheers

Sunday, October 09, 2005

Aamin ...

Hey, that was a big disaster in Pakistan.
I mean more than 20,000 and most of them were children. God bless the rest.

And the most sadest part, it comes at the time of Ramjan.

This is the time where everwhere in India and Pakistan auspicous occasions going. In India, Navratri going, Pongel as well. After that its time for Diwali and ... in our side after that time for chaat, puja of Lord Surya...

Chaat considered one of the most sacred paraw in our side. According to the people there, only God that human can see is SUN.. I mean Surya. So, they do this for SuryeDev.

My mom also do this from many years. 2 days upwas no water even.

God bless all the people from such disasters.

Thursday, October 06, 2005

Open Talk

2-3 days back when I was on home, my mom seeing Aastha Chaneel. A nice Guruji doing Prawachan there.

Seems to be logical and I muttered "Ache baate bol raha hai" .

My mom told me, life biggest learning come from experience.
Experienced ppl not speak what is written in book, they speaks what actually happen in the world.
So, follow them.

Why I follow them, I replied in flash.
I mean, if they told that there is only 1 to 5 in the number system, so I follow them and never try to learn 6,7,8,9 ...
IS IT RIGHT ?

So, " If I told you there is nothing just behind the road, still you go there to see it. If I told you this food is bad for your health,still it take up the taste and let yourself down and ill" my mom replied bit angirly
:p

hmmm ...

"Ya I will", I replied in a idiotic way.

The best part in my mom she never take me and my words seriously, so I talk with her like I am talking with my friend.

" Hmm ... so you want to say that our learning, our experiece of 40-45 yrs don't resides any meaning for you ? " Mom asked.

"Yes it had, I can trust on it, but its good that I blindly follow it ? " I wispered.
"If human being never question on themself, then IS IT THERE ANY WAY OF IMPROVEMENT ... Tell me that " I added

"And for that you want to work from scratch" - Mom asked.

"No most of the time but yes offcousre have to do some of the time" - Fast reply from my side.
" Try it out I never stop you " Mom said half happily.

"That I know, you never stop me" I laughed literalily.


I really don't know who is right and who is wrong . But I know both is right and both is wrong. :)

Great One ...

I am reading the book "Tuesdays with Morrie" ... hmm seems to be a great one.

Its cool and too much of pratical and how impact it makes on mind.
Some good lines I saw:

"Accept what you can do and also what you can't do "

"Like the system, but if you not, dont buy it"

A story of a professor and his last learning - his own death. A person who know that he will going to die soon but still live all the moment of life.

Great Book ..

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Laughter Challenge

Its all on the morning, cool weather, listening song, birds flying here n there.

I was listening laughter challenge coming on Star One. That was I mean AWESOME. The best part is the content of it. Makers are so creative that one can't think better than that. Raju Srivastav and Sunil Pal are the two just great guys.

If anyone want it, then please let me know and yep you definitely enjoy it.

Have a nice day !!!!

Friday, September 30, 2005

Hmmm ...

Here it goes a real one ...

One of my friends went through a great scene ... what happen today from his computer a bad picture went to all the company members..now after that all are sending him mails and making fun of it. Most of them know that he didn't do this. It really hearts him.

The system admins even know this but they just said regret for it. If these type of secuirties are in IT companies then things very soon went into help.

Sometime we sit on the chair to do something different and we have to do something different... This is how life goes :)

Saturday, September 24, 2005

Back ... :)

After a long time, I come back again in my bloging. World near us sometimes became so that we have to leave many of the things.

The most beautiful thing in us is that we will come back to our interest whatever be the situation.

:)

Monday, September 12, 2005

Party Time ....

Today is InterraIT(my office) foundation day. It was all about 9yrs, someone open the office in his home. A dream which is global and local too

Actually it’s very necessary to break up the big goals in shorter one. I mean this is the way to achieve it. Because years are made up of months and months are of days. So, at the end of each day there should be some output that brings you toward the Goal.

"Though you are on the right track, but you can't achieve the Goal because you are standing still on that, run over it"

So, a party day .......... yeppy :)

Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Om Ganeshaye Namah !!!!

Have you heard the story of Ganesh Ji. There is a very nice and motivating story behind the fact that " why Ganesh ji ki puja dusre bhagwan se pahle hota hai"

Once upon a time there was a race conducted by Sankarji. According to him, the person who completed one round of whole universe first will be the winner. And on earth that God is prayed first.

All the bhagwanji start running to win the race, and what Ganeshji did was just revolved a round across his father Sankarji.

And here goes his argument:

Papaji, you are the maker, the creator and the destroyer of the universe. All the action is derived by you and will terminate by you. You are the source maker and source breaker.

Is it not sufficient?

These arguments were put near all the bhagwanji... and they were agreed on the fact.

Moral: Intelligence + Argumentativeness you need to win the race : p

Saturday, September 03, 2005

Kuch karoooooo

So, this weekend I was supposed to not see any of the movie. :-( . So what to do lets plan for it.

I saw some nice photos of some olden days.

Searching for someone who is good in making moblie application but koi mila nahi :-

Two new members came in my project gp. both are cool and most important thing for they are hard working, so it means I can enjoy more time.. hehe :)

Monday, August 29, 2005

I love it...

:)

Today I do a good amount of cooking. Since, Mumy went in Saathsang, it was a good opportunity for me to have some cooking.

Roti.... I can make this awesome. Just circle, just circle. I love to make my normal Indian food like Rice, Dal, Sabje.

Frying Potato and eating it.... :P

I am thinking that if I am not in Software Field, i will definitely do this work.

But last night, till i made all the things bhaiya went for sleep and I forcibly told him to eat-eat, so he didn't appreciate my work :-((

Sunday, August 28, 2005

Iqbal - Dreams are not meant to die

4 out of 5. Movie makers are doing awesome job now.

This is a movie of Iqbal - who is not audible and can't even become Audi an. Only see the dream to be selected in India Cricket team, I guess right from the birth.

How support from his sister and mother, let him to do this. Covers more or less all the favorable and unfavorable aspect that is possible.

It’s not only about cricket. It’s something about achieving dreams. If just someone, just someone, is with you, you are right over your dreams.

Actors did a perfect job and in last good supported by Kapil Dev.

I say, if someone have passion for its dream, must see this movie.

It’s all about “passion + support = target achieved”

Funny too

One place it goes like that:

One of the cricketers, told Iqbal – “abe sale gunge, bahre, apni or apni bahan ki ye sakal le kar bhag ja yaha se."
Iqbal Sister replied: " Sir, aap bhul gaye ho mere ko to suni dete hai, or aap itne dhere-dhere gali bolo ga to bhaiya bhi samaj jayega".
Then Iqbal told something to her sister by waving hands.
Cricketer asked: " oyee ladki, kya bol raha hai ye Iqbal sale"
She replied: " Aap samjho" and then both laughed.

:)

-- Dreams are achieved on the day when we see it; just what we need is to remember it every time --

Thursday, August 25, 2005

They are own !!

Unlike other days, today I wake too early, ya near about 5.10 or so. Eyes are too fresh because I went through the eye cleaning process in night.

I went to my veranda and I saw it was cool air blowing all way. Range of birds is available near my home. I was just gazing the trees. I saw a tree, that don’t have leaves, just have some dry wood on the body and on the ground attached with some soil.

But the interesting thing I find was, on that tree, maximum number of birds were playing. Since the tree is not so leafy that why they can run from here to there, can beat there friends and move on the up stems. I love to see that, I felt that this tree feeling that it got the leaves.
But after sometime, except 2-3 birds all went in there nest to see there child’s(probably) . And the tree was all-alone, but still 2-3 birds were playing there.

I just went for bath. And suddenly I see the tree analogy. This is what we are in life. There are some person who don't have any thing, neither you are going to give him anything except happiness, still they give you support, they give you a workspace for playing, enjoying, jumping, laughing.

But when we all see our Goal and work, we forget that old tree and move further in life. We never see that tree again else we don't want to play.

Same way we do with our parents as well. Ma, GrandMa, Papa, are all the same victims like the old tree, when we want to play we come there and enjoy, we never ask him or her that "Oh ! It is too sunny outside, you don't have leaves are you feeling uneasy. "

We just move in life and move on and on.

Think how bad we feel when we will become that old tree!!!

Can we make our self those 2-3 birds that always are with the old tree?

Sunday, August 21, 2005

Dream ... :)

hmmm again start reading Alchemist, I love that book. Some bueatiful lines:

when u want something all the universe conspires to help u achieve it.

he recognized tht he was feeling something he had never experienced before; the desire to live in one place forever.

and lots of .... .

Such a great dream : http://www.thedreammovie.com

Really awesome. Will be back when I finish the book :P

Thursday, August 18, 2005

Be Happy !!!

Its always happen with everyone that after 4-5 days of happiness there comes somewhere the bleak or the sad days and the vice-versa.

We used to define these things with big words like LIFE, LUCK... etc.

We are not complete and we feel sorrow because we want to be, and again we become happy when we realise that can't make ourself complete.

Our surroundings gives us many thing, it provides us everthing shirt,pant, soap, food, toothpaste, mobile, watch, ... i mean just everthing. It gives us a lot and side by side it creates better call generates the feeling of more.

It actually defines us, defines you, me, Amit, Summet, Sita, Gita just everyone.

Think we have long beard face in absence of Shaving tool. Smell coming out of mouth in absence of brush. Leave those, they are big, how the life become if you dont have computers ( definitly you can't read this blog :) ) dont have messageners installed on it, on which we share our feeling with those cute smiley face !!!!

We have to value our life that we get so many thing, why to cry !!!

((-:)

Monday, August 15, 2005

India :)

mere mulak mere desh mere ye watan
santi ka unnati ka pyar ka chaman

:)

I love my India... forever :)

Thursday, August 11, 2005

Read some nice jokes in last day :)

Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?"
Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time."

Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny:As old as I am.Teacher:How is it possible?
Sunny:He became father only after I was born.



A Sardar and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York . The American asks if he would like to play a fun-game. The Sardar , tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and vice versa." Again, the Sardar declines and tries to get some sleep. The American, now worked up, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $500." This gets the sardar's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game. The American asks the first question, "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The Sardar doesn't say a word, reaches into his wallet, pulls out a $5 bill and hands it to the American. "Okay," says the American, "Your turn." So the Sardar asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The American thinks about it. No answer. Puzzled, he takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. No answer! He taps into the air-phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress. No answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and co-workers. Checks the input. All to no avail! Finally, a long time later, he wakes the Sardar and hands him $500. The Sardar thanks him and turns back to get his sleep. The American, more than a little miffed, stirs the Sardar and asks, "Well, what's the answer?" Without a word, the Sardar reaches into his purse, hands the American $5, and goes back to sleep!


I guess this able to bring smile on your face :p

Sunday, August 07, 2005

Happy Friendship Day

Wish you all a very happy friendship day :)

Well, a friend is not a thing to remeber on a single day, even true friends can never be remebered becasue we remember only those who we forget. And someone who resides on your heart how can you forget.

How cool that naa, this time its on Sunday :)

Saturday, August 06, 2005

:)

Oo , again reformat the PC, my PC is great it closes the net connection.... :p. Some virus i guess and like all time norton unable to detect it.

But I dont loss even single song :) and put one more 512 slot of RAM, so now my RAM is of 1 GB , heppppy .

Now more faster .. IS IT SO ?

No it is not, actually system unable to use 512 how it uses 1024 .. :), the application load is never so tht system need 512 RAM.

Sunday, July 31, 2005

No title ...

Ohh... It was long back, I hadn't write any blog. The problem in Delhi creeping up. No water from last 15 days :) in my home . Hey, don’t worry I took my bath daily, tanker came on main road near about 300 m from my home.

Well this weekend, I saw the movie "Virudh" . Again the same, Big B centralized the whole movie on itself. No songs at all ... BollyWood movie taking the shape of Hollywood movie now... :D.

Don’t waste water ... hehe :D

Monday, July 25, 2005

We - the people

2+2=4

3+2=6

6+3=9

What you see in this ??

Most of the person in todays life, saw that second equation is written wrong, and this is all about. We never remember the goods of a person, but we within a second put someone bads in mind.


But what I feel that this type of things happen only in professional relation, in the relations of heart it never happen. We always try to make the wrong things even right :).

Sat- Sun I still spent in college though the classes were over. I love my college. Sitting alone on benches,seeing the green trees, the class room, the dressed student and of course the playing ground.


Though I sit alone, I never feel alone. I feel that all of my friends are here and there. At the night, i go with the hope that we will meet again.

:)

Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Idealogy ..

Of fo... how big ppl talking these days, yesterday I was listening one of the ppt-cum-lecture:

>> Your progress in the end of the day depends what you are able to excute
>> Never let to die your interests, what ever be it is : Painting or Dancing
>> I never see watch when I am working, its all about passion
>> It all depends on you, what you do for your friends, parents ...

Bhai ek din mai 24 hrs he hota hai :p.

Well who say IDEAL things not exists:

-- Can you have better smell than the smell of soil when it touches rain
-- Can you have better freshness than enjoying in rain
-- Can you ever see the trees after the rain, much bueatiful than any bueaty
-- Can you feel air cooler than the air at the time of winter

Bahut Bakbas likh diya :p

Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Sarkar ..

So, its Day2:

So, have an essay on First Day in Company like we in our childhood used to wrote First Day in School :-)

Bakbas tha ... :P

Oooooo , I missed to write about Sarkar:

Movie Sarkar, not anyone ..

Mast movie ha bhai. Amitaab Bachan ... ooho, this man will rule out the indian cinema.

The most wonderful thing in tht movie is the home in which it was suited, sahi lag raha tha.
Black Cloth of Sarkar :-) , Abhishek Bachan also doing good now.

Rest Dialog is cool, Backgroud Music is also >> mast.

Now its the time to join "DUS" :p.

Saturday, July 09, 2005

Game ..

Tomorrow is my joining in InterraIT. As I already did my 8th sem project here, so not a new environment, neither the new ppl. All the same, bindas, funnky :p .

I remember when I join interraIT, 6 months back, there were some games on Day-1. Some are too cool. In one, all the students had to open their left leg shoe and place it on one place. After that, each one had to go there and select the shoe one by one with closed eyes. And then one whose shoe was selected by you, you and that guy/gal formed a gp. and you had to share experience,life with his/her for 3 minutes.

And then they ( i mean both ) have to explain that near all, and according to that they got the percentage how much he or she can memorised the things.

NORMAL RETENTION PERCENTAGE: 35-40

One game checks - team work, listening capability, communication skill, retaining skill.

I selected mine shoe: p.

Types of Rain :-)

Merely if I divide the Rain type, it basically makes five categories:

1. Hard rain with too much of Wind.
2. Hard rain without wind, just for some time.
3. Medium Straight way rain, without any time it came.
4. Slow rain with lots of wind.
5. Slow rain with no Air... too much humid.

Last wala to bilkul bakbas hota hai.

First two I like tooooo much.

First one is called "Pralay " :p. Second one .. just cool. Makes the weather also cool after raining. Third one, untimely came from somewhere and went in 3-4 minutes. .. bad one.
Forth, good for lovers and in movies: p. Fifth one ... chi chi .. very bad

North India dominated with 4th one type rain, East 5th one, West also 5th and 4th combination. South - don no.

There is one more type ... NO RAIN.

Thursday, July 07, 2005

Sai Mandir ....

Today I went to Sai Mandir near my college. Really a cool place, I love to see the words, the sloka's written all over the walls. It looks that they put a force inside you to work, to move forward.

1 year back, I went to Jamma Masjid in Old Delhi. A nice place to visit. There is a long slant part in it. Complete black inside and you have to go till the top.... stairs are really horrible, you feel that anytime you go down.
When we reached on the top, there are some Foreigners their ...we started talking, I mean eating head. "From where you are", " How you feel about India" , "Why you visited this place" ... and lotsssssssss ....

And yes one thing strange -- shoes,chapals are allowes inside Masjid just its the different way you have to put them on ground, I mean you have to take both the shoes and put on ground such that there bases are touching each other, not the ground.

Old Delhi is a cool place, its looks OLD :p.

Ooo, today I demanded lots of things from Sai Maharaj :p ...

Give me this ,this, this , .. that also .. :p ....

Saturday, July 02, 2005

Days I like :-)

The days I like:

1. Day before and after when we realase any build of software.

2. Day when I am free :p

3. Day when I have lot of travelling.

4. Day when I see any movie :p.

5. Day when I chat lots of time with friends ( only on yahoo msger)

6. Day when I write very intellegent code ( happened very few till :- )

7. Day when It was raining, and I am in home.

8. Friends Birthday.

9. Day when Electricity was not in night.

10. Some RUN_TIME DECISION.

(:-)--<

Monday, June 27, 2005

What I reply

If God asked me, what I reply :

1. Take any one thing from me ?

2. Where you want to go, i send you for only once ?

3. To whom, you always want with you forever ?

4. What other life you want to live, if you are not human being ?

5. What the most imp. change, you want in you ?

6. How many years you want to live ?

7. Who will you miss the most after death ?


God, i need TIME :-)

Thursday, June 23, 2005

What to write ..

Well theses days it happened most of the time with me that I sat down idle, just building up the pressure and work load on me, and when it became too much I started working on it. Ya, wrapping the work is not big deal, but I lose quality somewhere :-( .


All friends are going somewhere, leaving the shadow of college, little bit disheartening but "Time never wait for someone ".

Well, we all are passengers of same voyage but have different boats, some boat go faster, some go slower, but we all reach on the seashore and will meet again. That’s why, I am sailing my boats without any worries.

God bless a great future to all of them, and God will. He never gave me sorry, misery and this time also, I know.

Searching an imp. old mail, i saw a forward, nice naa ...





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Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Water - Life is it ?

Delhi temperature crept up and reached 46 yesterday. Hell lot of problem for water as level went down. Times of India report " There is no shortage of water in delhi but on an average a general person get 13 litre of water daliy, whereas a day uages of water in PM's home is 65000 Litre, President 63000 Litre, and 25000 litres in each ministry home. 1 room of Taj hotel require 2000 L of water daliy."

Me and my dad carrying water daliy from groud floor to 4th floor, I really love this work. But yes, this problem need some attention, as summer just going up in next 2-3 months.

Sunday, June 19, 2005

Microsoft Starts IT Academy

It looks like, the biggest strength that a company assuming after the next IT crisis will be MANPOWER.

Looking a interview someday before, with reference to a question “what we are importing from India", a gentleman of US replied "we are importing PEOPLE from India, the mind that design the best of anything".

Microsoft also going to start a academy in Karnataka.

This is the news:

"Microsoft India has announced the launch of its first IT Academy located at Gulbarga in the state of Karnataka. The IT Academy will impart IT training to teachers across the state, according to the MoU signed between Microsoft and the Government of Karnataka, for implementation of Microsoft's Partners-in-Learning program.

Under the MoU with the government of Karnataka, Microsoft has committed to setting up 3 IT Academy Centers in the state at Gulbarga, Bangalore and Dharwad respectively, for training over 20,000 teachers and 400,000 students (From class III to class XII) over a 5 year period.
"

That is a good news one-way, but definitely India losing the Gold in this MoU.

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Why Developer do like that ?

Ok, tell me what does it mean: @#$@!%%%#@@@$%%@##@@@!%%^^^ .
Any guess .. nopes. Oh !! Its my encoded message. How can you decode it. Ya, you can take pen-paper go on and on !!!Same story, same casting and same ending here also in IT field.

Developers, the initial developers start making codes in their own style. Documentation ... I heard it first time, by the way what does it mean ??? Ohhh ... How fast project moving, Project leader was happy , Project Manager was too happy . On its midst, 'the' developer left the job and then its inter-mission of the project, and oops climax change suddenly.

New Developer, devotes his/her official time of 9-6 in understanding the code and then night out from 7- 1, trying to write something, most probably the wrong code.

Not only that, he claimed the project leader, manager that what the hell this code is , no documentation, no coding guidelines... Bogusssssssss.They reply 'is it so' looking each other , so keep that in mind that the same problem will not coming with the next developer, so write document, maintain proper coding guideline.

So, now code also to write, and document of own also and the 'paap' of others also.

But I really enjoy this scene ....

Thursday, June 09, 2005

Hummm .. Problem

It’s a situation, no a dilemma. There is a student, good student. He wanted to see whole world. But suddenly he selected Computer Science as branch, final got a Job. But he was not happy with that.

Sitting whole day near A.C, eyes gazing computer monitor, fingers continuously running on keyboard, sometime if fingers get time it shifts from keyboard to mouse.

He had the dream to see the world, but he was so blocked with the work that he didn't have time to even think for the world. No problem in company, neither with any person there. But he is not what he wanted to be.

He moved so far in career that reverting back ... no no, not possible.

Any suggestion for such poor fellow?

Monday, June 06, 2005

Beautiful ...

Temperature here in New Delhi crept up and became 43 C yesterday. So, first Saturday, Sunday after joining the company when i was in home.

I really have to struggle to find any work in home, especially when my internet not working. Well read the old materials of C++ and Java. Anyway net works now, got a good site :

http://www.interviewat.com/ for interview questions.

Dirty ideas came all the time in mind, we have that naa , "Empty mind is devils workshop". Sunday i was thinking how a person jump from my balcony so that he will be able to heard himself maximum. For such frusty man, better if he live for greatest pain: p.

Some small bad happening with us, force us to think so bad else Life is really very beautiful.

Oh !!! Beautiful .. i remember >>>

See the Mac beautiful Products : http://www.theapplecollection.com/design/macdesign/.

Just Puneet told be the URL 2-3 minutes back.

Friday, June 03, 2005

Apple's iPhone Posted by Hello

Thursday, June 02, 2005

Pagal

Day before yesterday night, i was in college. Work was too much regarding project. I tried to finish that till evening.
Tired, feeling uneasy ... decided to go for movie.It was 8.00 .

My friend Ami told me, better to take night meal. So, after having dinner, we went for movie. Near my college, the best mall of NCR region was opened, some weeks before. So, have fun ....

Oh!!!!! All movie i already saw. Next mall ... Nothing new,already seen. Next mall ... My Godness , nothing new.

I was very much upset. Last 6 weeks , i saw 6 movies. And before these six, it was "Jurrasik Park - I " i saw with "papa" in somewhat 4-5 class.

I decided not to see any movie now for next few months :p. Anyway, we returned back, i saw Nazar on CD :P.Ya, it was a nice movie, why people didn;t like, i dont know.

Monday, May 30, 2005

Future is calling you ...

Today, it was our farewell party. All of the faculties had some words, i hate these lectures.
But still some good words :-

Goel Sir, our Head of the department CSE/IT branch :

"Its not the facilities we have to see, how much a company can provide. We have to concentrate on how much we can contribute for the company".

It was all the evening, I saw near Sun, basically a sunset. I became happy, as that sunset told me that I will come again in morning with the same orange light but it will sunshine, just what you need is "patience".

It is just the beginning of the journey, "we have to set the rules, we have to put the fuels".

Friday, May 20, 2005

Dependencies ...

Be independent, that’s what my Team Leader shouting whole day and the one thing that i love most. Though I myself, never fit in this word ‘independent’. I make my surrounding so pervasive that i also have to be dependent on something; this can be human or can be resource.

Why we don't want to become Independent?

I thought a lot, its only because we don't want to learn. We never want to innovate the learning process. Either it’s the learning of cooking, or to make software, we set our benchmarks before the start.

Monday, May 16, 2005

Bossism ...

The worst thing that happens with me these days is that ki my net stop working. Ooooo , its so frustrating that i just go on to bed when i reach home. God taking my exam, but my dear God its 3 days i live without them, now pass me in exam.

Everyone in this world works 'under' someone. 'Under' if i say than its "Lower in rank, power, or authority". In terms of Software Engineering, the BIG BOSS is Customer, most of the time the most illiterate person.

After that it goes a hierarchy of../../.. Manager, then Project Leader, and then the Developer. 'Developer' the real software makers. The sweat that comes out from their skin, the toil that comes out from their body, the creativity that comes out from their mind, sets the quality of Software.

'Developer' in most of the company a work-force of age gp. in between 20-30. Not only mastermind in their projects but can understand the quality and the problem associated with any of the project ;-) .

No no don't do this way, do this way ... the same old line that Manager babbles. I was dreaming one day that how nice it is if the position, the power changes. These managers will get to know that the taste they are enjoying, how much effort someone has to put to make it a tasty thing.
Microsoft launches MSN desktop search : http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7871777/

Monday, May 09, 2005

My Dreams ...

I told about my dreams many time to my friends, but they just laugh on me and said " Vaibhav you became mad sometime in morning". I tried to find such sequence dreams on net as well as in book but 'void' was the return value.

Yesterday it happened the same. I was in my college yesterday; I and Ami (my friend) went back for movie "Kya Cool Hai Hum". Nice movie, our youths in BollyWood are becoming mature now. Good acting my Esha Koppiker. After movie, i went back to hostel and then from hostel to my home, a near about 2 hrs journey.

Did some chatting, check the mails, an old article sent by abhishek was still unread,

http://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,1284,67287,00.html? tw=wn_story_mailer


I went back to my bed. And i didn't know but my dream begun ...

There was a person ( i know who he/she is in real life, but not in dream) in the city, who was killing doctors of that city and kept on killing, even the city police was unable to get his/her name and face. People of that city start believing that it was a devil.

4 doctors left in the city, and me one of them. So, life was very near to death. And yes, after killing the person that guy hangs the dead body near any hospital, but not that doctor’s hospital, who he/she killed.

Investigation took rapid change in this condition of this abeyance in city.

It looked that city police lose their hopes, as they were trying from last 3-4 months and unable to find any of the evidence against that murderer.
And lastly the police commissioner told me " We can't waste so much of police force for this case, we are leaving this case"

And so, i became the survivor of my life....

So, i designed a robot (don’t put logic you are eng.er or doctor, dreams are dreams). A robot for my safety in about 3 days, in the meantime, there was only more murder, and the doctors count left to 3.

My robot was ready, but on testing i got to know that the response of robot was not so fast. Changing the code bit and some optimization, i was able to make that a real time response robot.

Since, i was a great doctor too, it was hardly a problem for me to give that robot, a human looking face and good body structure.

No incidents happened in morning in any case , that’s why, in morning, i freed my robot to find out some evidence of murderer. And in night it was working like my bodyguard.

Reporting Master : "I got some information about the murderer, she killed 69 doctors yet and living in Gov. Quarter- 5 km away from this place", my robot delivered me this piece of information.

It was a complete surprise that, killer was she.

I made 2-3 more mini robots with high data manipulation speed and spread those near her home.

After 2 days they all reported, "she is normal, normal BP, normal Energy-level".

Only workaround for me to bring that woman in my clinic.She came , i do't know how i called her but she came. After some discussion i told her that you know that you had killed 69 doctors, any idea !!!!

She started laughing and told me "Doctor shab, aap pagal ho kya "

" Ok, you go home " i muttered.

That night, one more murder. And my-mini-robots "sir got it" .

And they described me even showed me the whole scene. And they concluded " Master, after lots of data mining , we found that, she had a child who was died due to wrong Prescription giving by a doctor. And that doctor was her first victim, but she continued to kill others that in future no one can give such wrong Prescription. And after she did all, she lost the time( means short-memory ) and hence normal at morning-2-evening." mini-robot gladly explained.

At the time of angriness, there was a saliva secrete near the abdomen. and that gives you extra power, much more than your normal energy-level. That i know in my real life, this time , i was a doctor, must know thing.

I called her again in my clinic. and i directly asked her "Had you have any child, that you lost" .

Yes, she replied and told me " Doctors gave them wrong medicine and he died " she was still normal.
I again asked " any photo you have " .

Ya, and gave me one.

An idea came in my mind.

"Oooo, this is your baby, i saw him 2-3 days back, and how you told me that he died!!!!!!. Lady he is still alive." i told with the confidence in the words.

She surprised, jumped up told me " i want my baby back."

I augmented of course " give me 2 days and also give me the Prescription of that doctor ".

"Ok, leave give me your bag, i will take from that " i added further. She did the same. And i got that Prescription .

And then ...

I made him , her baby. You know, not a difficult for me, who do all the above things. Actually i cloned a 3 year baby and then changed the face and all body structure in accordance with the photo, which she gave me.

And that’s it, my morning alarm "tin tin tin .... ".

And most horrible truth that , i felt myself so weak in morning, that first time, i felt on floor when i trying to leave the bed. Looks that, it all really happened with me. I spelt 1 hrs in office bus, then 2-3 hrs in office, then able to recover myself.

It happened with me sometimes... Don’t know why??????????

Thursday, May 05, 2005

Need time ...

Yep, change the interface of the blog !!! Like Microsoft doing every year :D.

I have zero knowledge in HTML, trying to bring the links and "About me" up, 1 day wasted abhi tek nahi hua :-(( .

Yesterday was busy. Got a good article from Puneet "Google vs. Bill Gates". Seems that Road are waiting for Bill'u'. "Sarak per aana wala hai Bill Gates".

Whole night enhancing my CV :-) , lots of Job Opening there in paper. Then write a formal mail for sending those CV in different companies.

Oops !!! Its the exam time, will prepare for Quality Management Test, going to held on 16th of this month. Got some good material for CMM and CMMI. Want to refer, alias : CMM , CMMI.

Office work going to slow these days. Need some more attention there.

Rohit , my college friend, got net connection in home , now half time will go in chatting with him :D. My Router started hating me, whenever i went for net , kuch problem aa jati hai.

Ok, will cont. this is office time, and man you are writing blogs .Chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ;-)

Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Yahoo !!!


All the users of Yahoo I guess , got a problem in Yahoo !!! . Either your password is right or wrong, first time it tell you the you entered the wrong password. Initially i thought that i really entered wrong one, but thats not the truth.


Wowww... this is new security , funny naa.

It nearly about 3 yrs i was associated with yahoo, first time i saw this type of problem. Anyway, i know yahoo masters will make it right very soon.

"Yahoo msger to mast ha", i never see such a great msger service in life. I had downloaded 1-2 more, you can also chat on HELLO ( can free download from hello.com) , one of my friend told me about this.Its cool ,but not as much as yahoo is !!!!

test ...

The most relaxed work i have is to write blogs , but ...

Again this but comes, my blog is not working .This blog is just for testing.